quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize