no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just high enough for therapy.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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