Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Randomize
