ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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