It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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