What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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