I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You work out of a Hotel?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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