On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so let's talk penis.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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