I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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