I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
