so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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