It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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