But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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