so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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