I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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