did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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