is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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