everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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