Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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