okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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