Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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