"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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