OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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