I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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