My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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