Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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