I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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