would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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