Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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