The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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