Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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