So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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