I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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