It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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