So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Randomize
