You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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