Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
