have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sext me about skeletons
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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