So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
What a dumb baby whore.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
