I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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