Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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