i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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