Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm too high and old for this...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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