He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i think i just lost a toe
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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