I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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