yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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