I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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