wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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