Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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