I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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