I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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