Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
