I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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