around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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