I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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