as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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