these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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